- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

your mother is so lesbian

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Dead babies.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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