- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

silver bullet?

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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