- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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