If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Whats worse than suicide? death

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Allah walked into AK Bar

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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