- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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