- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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