Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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