- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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