- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

A bar walks into a man

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Potassium? K.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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