Doctor, I keep imagining Doctors. *hayball rolls*

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

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What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

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What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldn't.

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1unno;njfjk

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

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your gay

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Q. Why did the man crash the car? A. Because the driver was a bling man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

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A POW is sitting in his cell when the guard walks up to him. He says "You may choose one of these tortures, drowning or listening to Rebecca Black." The POW chose Rebecca Black, for even though he disliked her music, it was much better than getting drowned

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why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

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did you here the one about the disabled downs child dying? of course you didn't that would be a horrible joke

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

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The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What is the same about a bird and a turtle? They can both fly . . . except for the turtle

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What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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The song Friday Rules!

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