A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't allow horses in here." The horse then leaves.

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what did say when he created the first black Wow you are the first non-white I made

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A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

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Why are black people so stupid an lazy? They aren't. This is a negative social stigma and if you believe it you are a racist.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Three men are walking and one falls over, he then gets up and continues walking.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was crossing the road it tripped on a rock. When it was getting back up, a bus went through a stop sign and ran it over. After suffering for 3 weeks in an animal hospital, the chicken died.

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What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

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You hear a big Boom, and run in, and see a shattered toilet, and a very BIG dying woman, on the floor next to it.

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what did the asian father say to his son after seeing he got a B- in math? "There's small room for improvement but overall you did a great job son."

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A horse walks into a bar, The bar tender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has terminal cancer"

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What do you call a Jewish police officer? It depends on if you are Mel Gibson or not.

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Q. What did Tarzan Say when he met Jane? A. Tarzan Being raised by apes and not learning English would have no knowledge of the language and would probably hoot and screech like his fellow ape brothers

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Why was the boy sad. Because he had been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer and he had been told he has three days to live. That's why.

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What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

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What is the difference in a crow. There is none. Both legs are of equal length.

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When u outside and the suns out.....stand under raysean u will see a solar eclispe

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what do you call your cousin drew? drouchebag

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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hi iggy

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Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

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Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

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Doctor, I keep imagining Doctors. *hayball rolls*

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