- Anti Joke

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Men's rights

A black succeeds

your all shit at jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

What's in there? Get outta there...

Guess what? SHADAP

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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