Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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No.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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