- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Dig Bick Your dislexic

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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