How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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No.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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