- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

No joke.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

knock knock go away

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Rick Perry.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

Nickelback

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

A black man says "ask" correctly.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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