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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

I love you.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

I like jokes.

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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