Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Rick Perry.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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women's rights

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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