- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

What's 1+1? 4.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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