What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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What's 9 +10 19

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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