How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Jess Burns

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Goat balls.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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No.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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