What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

American healthcare.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Dallas Cowboys

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

knock knock go away

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

No joke.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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