A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Anti Joke

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