A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What is worse than a worm in you're apple? Two worms in you're apple.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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