- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

black chicken. kfc

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

What would u like to drink?

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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