A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Kim Kardashian.

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Kenny G

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Asians...

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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