A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Itookasipasoda

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Women's Rights

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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