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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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A black person in the NHL

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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