What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

A dancer walks into a barre

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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