- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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