- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

Bob Saget

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats funny? Your face.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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