Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What is the difference?

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

nothing

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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