Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Feminism.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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