What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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