How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

Hair

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

21

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

Carlton

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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