what is white and red all over? a ginger

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9/11

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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youre gay

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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The white guy did it!

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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