What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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women's rights

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Hi my name is Bob

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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