- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Male leadership.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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