- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

What's half of 8? o

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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