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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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