An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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Ps. I am getting green thumbs, which is weird, I never even expected for anyone to even bother to read my fucking long comments,but then again... As my wife said, " I am not pissed at the fact that members of my movement dont depend too much of my advice in order to get along in life for nothing". True, while horsehead network might mock me, and my "blood family hate and/or fear me" It takes only a look into my wife`s eyes to feel like a God... All while I got many thousand members of Neronism worldwide waiting for me to cope with my past so they can worship me (which pisses me off, it was never my intention, I give them life advice on how to shape their own life, not on how to cling to me). Nero: Neronism, look it up, join me, stop looking for the answers in religion, but stand up for yourself and realize that there is no reason to wait for life after death, when we together, can create heaven on earth. Yes esteemed members, I am back on my feet, and I am wearing my ortopedic arm made of steel again, consider it symbolism. Its free btw, your money is worthless to me, if you choose to see life for what it is in the eyes of a true human being, then you on the other hand, are worth as much as I am... What I am worth is something I will leave up to your opinion, because sure as fuck if I dont consider myself better than people most already. Its time to push forward again, led by a fist of steel.

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Anti Joke

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