- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What comes after 23? 24.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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