- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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