- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

batman farted so hes retarded

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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