a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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12 niqqa 12.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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