What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

What is more worse than death? Death

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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