- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

osama bin laden is dead

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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