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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

V I T A M I N C !

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

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