Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

whats black? the colour

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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