- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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